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Near-News: Vague Model Spotted Wandering Aimlessly In Field of Flowers In Orange

Model Joan Smorgasbord was wandering in a field of flowers when a fashion photographer drove past...


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A worldwide epidemic of models wandering without purpose in fields of flowers is worsening, with waif-like women being spotted at locations all around the globe.

Sources recently spotted Swiss uber model Joan Smorgasbord looking lost in a field of flowers somewhere between Orange and Molong.

Smorgasbord said she had entered the field in the hope of bumping into a fashion photographer.

Lured by the siren song of the fields...

"I find that if I just start walking around a field of flowers, inevitably a fashion photographer appears," said Smorgasbord, who struts the boho waif rural style.

Smorgasbord said she had encountered fashion photographers at flower fields in Paris, London and Abu Dhabi.

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